Reality star Larsa Pippen got frank about her sex life during the recent reunion episode of The Real Housewives of Miami, claiming—some might even say bragging—that she and her ex-husband, former NBA star Scottie Pippen, had sex four times every single night until their divorce in 2021.
“I was married for 23 years, I’ve always had sex like four times a night,” she said. “So three times a week is nothing… I had sex four times a night, every night. I never had a day off for 23 years.”
Her fellow Real Housewives of Miami cast-mates, naturally, had questions. Lisa Hochstein responded: “Your poor vagina!” Guerdy Abraira, meanwhile, asked if this included all the time that Pippen spent on the road while he was touring with the Chicago Bulls, to which Larsa replied that they “never spent time away from each other,” explaining: “We had a private plane, I traveled with my kids.”
Reunion host and Bravo mainstay Andy Cohen, meanwhile, was busy doing the arithmetic on Larsa’s claim. “You had sex 28 times per week, for 23 years?” he asked incredulously. (For anyone who is curious, that comes to a total of 33,488 sexual encounters over the course of the entire marriage.)
Cohen, ever the instigator, then said: “Marcus has big shoes to fill,” referring to Larsa’s current partner, Marcus Jordan (son of NBA legend Michael Jordan).
“He wears a size 15 shoe,” replied Larsa without missing a beat, “so I think he’s OK.”
Philip Ellis is a freelance writer and journalist from the United Kingdom covering pop culture, relationships and LGBTQ+ issues. His work has appeared in GQ, Teen Vogue, Man Repeller and MTV.
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